The Aloe is dead. Long live the Aloe.

Preface: I love plants. I love the look of a lot of houseplants and a big lush English style garden. But the outside makes me itchy and has bugs and is hot, and I am a slacker when it comes to plant maintenance. Because, once again, dear readers, it all boils down to: I am lazy.

the collection. The big pot with the jade in it used to be the aloe plant. The other two are newbies that have yet to feel the pain of my neglect. And oh man does that table top need a helping hand. Oof.

And yet.

In 1997 or 1998 after college (shut up I'm old), I got an aloe plant. Probably from some random garden center or Home Despot or someplace. And by some miracle, I have kept this sucker, alive, and for a time, thriving. By sheer luck. And neglect. 

The aloe in better health, but a poorer picture. And piles and piles of crap around it. 

At it peak, the aloe was massive, too heavy to lift by myself, and poking the faces of the cats and kids on the daily. The cats loved it. Kids, not so much.

And it was getting so big it was starting to topple over. It shared the massive pot with a jade plant that was rapidly taking over. Just look how droopy that poor thing is. The aloe had started send out little babies to make their way in the world. The time had come.

I yanked the big sucker out of its pot. I pulled the babies too, leaving the jade to take over the giant pot and be the rambling crazy sprawl it so wants to be. I have no qualms about chopping back a jade plant if it starts sprawling the wrong way. Those things are impossible to kill and will propagate at the drop of a hat, or leaf, as it were.

In the past, I'd had success with the aloe just yanking off the saddest of leaves and repotting the rest.  But this time, it was just too far gone for a mild renovation. It had lived a nice long life and I didn't think it was going to settle nicely into a new pot, so out in the tub trug it went. 

the aloe is dead. Long live the Aloe. 

And its baby took its rightful place as the new aloe for me to neglect and possibly kill. Last year I threw a few pots on the potters wheel with the idea toward putting some succlents in them.  I even thought ahead (a rarity) and added drainage holes while trimming them before firing them.  However, I killed the succulents within two weeks, so the pot had just been laying empty, waiting for it's one true love: baby aloe. Top with some pebbles so the toddler doesn't decide to go digging in the dirt, et voilà. 

long live the Aloe! (And the jade plant behind it)

One project wraps...

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and another begins.

  I've just finished up my Uniform sweater, and it's blocked, drying, and just needs the buttons (which, shockingly, I have!). More to come on that once I've got the buttons on it.

And so I'm on to the next project, Clouds in my Coffee by Elizabeth Smith, aka The Brown Stitch

I am doing this one in Shepard's Wool, from Stonehedge Fiber Mill in Michigan. This wool is amazingly soft and wooly, very light despite being worsted spun. And the milk chocolate (no really, that's the name of the color) color is perfect. (Though I normally take my coffee much lighter than this.)

  I've done my usual pattern prep, where I write out the pattern for the size I'm doing in my own shorthand on a piece of my circa notebook paper to carry along with me. This way I can use tick marks, additional notations, tweaks I'm planning on making, etc. It's like a paper version of the notes section of ravelry. Plus this way I've read through the pattern already, knitted it a bit in my head, made any adjustments I think might be necessary for the way I like things to fit, and theoretically should have no surprises coming my way.

One project wraps...

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and another begins.

  I've just finished up my Uniform sweater, and it's blocked, drying, and just needs the buttons (which, shockingly, I have!). More to come on that once I've got the buttons on it.

And so I'm on to the next project, Clouds in my Coffee by Elizabeth Smith, aka The Brown Stitch

I am doing this one in Shepard's Wool, from Stonehedge Fiber Mill in Michigan. This wool is amazingly soft and wooly, very light despite being worsted spun. And the milk chocolate (no really, that's the name of the color) color is perfect. (Though I normally take my coffee much lighter than this.)

  I've done my usual pattern prep, where I write out the pattern for the size I'm doing in my own shorthand on a piece of my circa notebook paper to carry along with me. This way I can use tick marks, additional notations, tweaks I'm planning on making, etc. It's like a paper version of the notes section of ravelry. Plus this way I've read through the pattern already, knitted it a bit in my head, made any adjustments I think might be necessary for the way I like things to fit, and theoretically should have no surprises coming my way.

I'm back! and knitting socks!

2nd little sock started.  Yarn is Knit Picks Felici, I think. Years old.  Needles are Carbonz dpns size 0 (EFFING LOVE THESE THINGS).  

2nd little sock started.  Yarn is Knit Picks Felici, I think. Years old.  Needles are Carbonz dpns size 0 (EFFING LOVE THESE THINGS).  

I am finally out from under the hangover of the holidays.  Not a literal hangover (much), but entering back into the real world a bit more.

For whatever reason the holidays came on fast and strong this year for me and totally wound up swamping me.  I did, however, finish up the advent calendar! Did I ever share pictures of the finished product?  I have them, but they are dim and somewhat shitty looking. 

Eh, when has that ever stopped me before? I promise I get that up shortly once I find them. (or retake them in better light...)

Meanwhile, since winter has finally decided to show up in my parts of the world, I am knitting the shit out of things.  I am 3/4 of the way through Uniform, still, and have taken a pause on that for the moment to knock out a few additional little things. I made thrummed slippers for JBB (that need slipper soles on them so he doesn't slip and crack his head open), spun about 16 oz of fiber into yarn, and a bunch of other random stuff.

In a somewhat vain attempt use up my stash of sock yarn, I'm knitting the littlest little some socks.  I know many folks love the toe-up method of sock knitting, or two-at-a-time-on-circulars, but I am not a fan.  I learned old-school, top-down, heel flap, double pointed needles from the ancient internet and from the amazing and glorious book  Folk Socks, by Nancy Bush (recently updated!), and that's the way I like 'em.

It helps that a traditional heel-flap construction heel truly fits my foot better than every single short row style heel does.  They're always too shallow or weirdly scoopy on my feet.  I haven't yet tried Cat Bordhi's Sweet Tomato heel, which looks promising to me, but I've been burned before, yo. 

The one issue with top-down socks that I'd not yet solved was the lack of a decent looking super stretchy cast-on.  Normally I'm a fan of a tubular cast on for ribbing (the Ysolda tutorial is my favorite, because no need for scrap yarn!), because it's so pretty.  But while it's stretchy, it's not nearly stretchy enough for sock ribbing.  And there's nothing worse than a tight cuff, ow. Long tail cast on done on needles bigger than the working needle can sometimes work, but looks sloppy and still might not be stretchy enough.

I've recently converted to Jeny's Surprisingly Stretchy Bind Off for some sweaters, and I have no idea why it never occurred to me to search for the corresponding stretchy cast on  . . . until this week.  

Because of course there's a Stretchy cast on.  And it's essentially just slip knots, in a row, on the needle.  And don't get me wrong, I had my doubts until I tried it. Holy shit is this cast on perfect for socks! It hinges at the ribbing columns, it essentially disappears into the knitting after the first row, and while it's a bit fiddly and slow to work, I'm also just impatient and will suck it up.

More on socks, and my recipe for them, to come. 

Laundry 202, the handwashening

Let's talk handwashing people! And drying things to be handwashed!  And I will give you my diatribe against woolite, while we're at it.  

Basics first: What to handwash?  

Welp, handknits, sweaters, fancy things that tell you to handwash on the label, many things labeled just "dry clean" (which is different from "dry clean only"), items with embellishments, bras, fancy undies, slips, etc.  Essentially, anything you're worried you'd trash in the washer or the dryer. 

So what do you need to handwash? A sink or tub or basin of some kind (a tub trug works really well for this kind of thing if your sink is wee).  Water, der.  Soap of some kind.  A towel or two. A flat space to lay things to dry.

So soap.  SOAP.  Note I say soap, not detergent?  They are two different things, and while both are useful, one is more useful than others. 

I may be the only person in the world who doesn't like tide.  I dunno what it is, I can't deal with the smell, or the packaging, or what.  I'm an All Free and Clear kind of girl and that's what it is. I just can't with the overpowering smell of shitty laundry perfumes.  

UNLESS we're talking handwashing stuff, in which case my tastes run toward ALL THE SCENTED PRODUCTS! Maybe because only some of the clothes fall into the handwashing category? Or because it's more tactile, washing something by hand and I therefore don't mind it when I wind up smelling like Mandarin Bergamot Cedar whatevers during the process?  Or maybe because the scents for handwashing stuff are WAY BETTER than the shitty Proctor and Gamble mass smells? (yeah, I KNOW most of the products I'm suggesting you use are probably in fact, subsidiaries of P&G or someone else. Don't care. They still smell better.)  Basically, I'm a fragrance snob.  I own it. (Don't get me started on perfumes--I have SO MANY.)

And herein lies my diatribe against Woolite.  THEY ARE RIPPING YOU OFF, FOLKS. It's watered down regular laundry detergent. They add water and jack up the cost, and claim it won't fade your darks or whatever.  I call bullshit.  It's still watered down tide in a smaller bottle and a tiny cap for measuring.  It doesn't rinse out well, like many laundry detergents, especially if you use their (overly large) recommended amount.  And in handwashing, not rinsing out well is even more of a pain in the ass.

Listen, I don't have anything against using detergent for handwashes. It can be the best tool for the job.  But if you're going to get dinged in the wallet to buy something that you already have on hand, just go for the better smelling, better formulated slightly fancier handwashing stuff. You're going to use less of it than you would the woolite, so the price comes out in the wash (see what I did there?).  And if you want to save money, there are lots of other options that aren't woolite that are cheaper and better for handwashing.  

And here's the thing about price. Some of the fancy soap brands are great for handwashing, so long as you like the scent.  Because that, really, is what you're paying for, the smell and the packaging.  If you don't like how the fancy brand smells, DON'T BUY IT, it's not worth it.  If you don't want to or can't shell out the cash for them, DON'T BUY THEM.  There are so many other cheaper options, don't pay for shit you don't want or need or can't afford.  

Non-woolite options for handwashing:

  • Caldrea, fancy smelling (I like mandarin vetiver), mild plant based detergents.  It's a bit pricey, but I've been using the same medium sized bottle of their laundry detergent to hand wash for over six years, and I'm not even halfway through the damn thing. Not a bad price performer all told.
  • The Laundress, another fancy smelling, pricey line of plant based detergents.  Again, thinking of long term price performance, it's great.  One bottle will last you ages.  Also, I cannot say enough about their wash and stain bar for spot treating and washing bras.  FAN-fucking-TASTIC. Again, I've had mine for about 5 years, and I still have about 3/4 of it left. 
  • Mrs. Myers Clean Day, fancy smelling, slightly cheaper and becoming more widely available at Target and grocery stores.  I love their counter spray, and their laundry stuff is great for handwashing. Try their lavender scent for woolens. Use either their laundry detergent or their dish soap, both will be fine.
  • Dr. Bronners, pure soap, not detergent, great for handwashing, and bonus reading material from the batshit label.  They say to use it for everything, and you totally can! But don't, for the love of god, brush your teeth with it, no matter what your hippie friends at burning man say.  It's disgusting.  Great for handwashing though!
  • Charlie's Laundry Soap.  The sworn-by-cloth diaper-users best laundry soap out there.  I personally have never used it, but I know many who do. There are many other brands like this, often marketed to the cloth diaperers, that would work well for handwashing. 
  • Wool washes, like Soak or Kookaburra  These are designed specifically as no-rinse wool washes for the handknitter (which essentially means they're super watered down, low or no sudsing detergent), but they are fantastic for delicates as well. Note that Kookaburra contains lanolin, which is great for wools, but I am meh on it for clothes in general. 
  • Dish soap, I like Dawn, personally.  But you pick your brand.  They are fantastic surfacents that are designed to lift oils and dirt.  Many a fiber person uses Dawn to wash raw wool from the sheep.  I used Dawn to wash wool and cashmere for YEARS. 
  • Shampoo.  YOUR shampoo (unless you are No-poo, or wash with conditioner only or something very very specific).  Smells good, you already have it, and it lifts oils and dirt.  Animal fibers like wool are hair, so why not use shampoo for them?
  • Laundry bar soap, like Fels-Naptha or Zote. No fancy smells, but damn if they aren't cheap, effective, and time-tested (the fancy Laundress bar linked to above is a pricier, fancy smelling, smaller version of these bars).  They're in your grocery store, you just may need to look on the bottom shelves for them.  Also, they are fantastic for spot treating stains on your regular laundry. 

Okay, so you've picked your soap.  Awesome. Let's run through how to wash a sweater or two, since those are the pickiest in terms of technique.

  1. First, fill your sink, tub, basin or whatever with warm water.  I like warm because it'll help lift the dirt, and won't freeze my hands when I'm lifting the sweater in and out of the water.  But wait! you say, won't I shrink my sweater or felt it or fuck it up if I wash it in warm?  Well, no, probably not.  Felting and shrinking happen with temperature change, agitation and soap.  We are not going to change the temp or agitate the item.  So it'll be fine.  Now, dyes may run with warmer water, so if your item has more than one color, stick to the cooler end of the water temp. 
  2. So anyway, fill your sink, and add a tiny bit of your chosen soap. I mean TINY. Swish it gently with your hand to distribute, and then lower your item into the water, pressing down gently to submerge it (wool wants to float, so you really have to shove it down to get it fully soaked). Swish once or twice, and then go leave it alone for 15 or 20 minutes.  If you used a no-rinse woolwash like Soak, skip to step 4.
  3. Come back, drain the water, leaving your item in the sink while it drains.  Fill the sink back up with the same temp water, and squish the clean water through a bit.  Let sit another 10 minutes. Drain. Repeat if necessary to get all the soap out.
  4. Press the item against the walls of the sink to get more water out. DON'T WRING IT.  Just press or squeeze.  Lift your item out with two hands, supporting the whole thing so no sleeve is just dangling there stretching out from the weight of the water.  Lay it on flat on a towel. Roll up the towel with the item inside, and step on the towel/item jelly roll to get as much of the water out.  
  5. Unroll, and  put the item on another towel (if you have one) on a flat surface to dry. As you're laying it out on the new towel, gently nudge it back into shape.  Make sure the shoulder seams and side seams are aligned, straighten and pat the sleeves into place, nudge the ribbing at the hem and cuffs in a bit. We have a heating vent in the floor that is fantastic for laying things out flat to dry, so long as you have a high tolerance for the cats sitting on it.  The hot air won't bother anything or shrink it, because unlike a dryer, there is no tumbling involved (again, heat + agitation is shrinking).

That's woolens, handknits, and the like. For other delicates, you can follow the exact same treatment for the washing.  Water, soap, let sit, water, let sit, drain and press out water and lay flat.  Blouses or shirts you may want to hang dry instead of laying flat, depending on the material.  If something has some weight to it when wet (or dry), don't hang it, as it'll stretch out of shape.  But a silk cami or slip? Go to town.

Bras and lady stuff, follow the same procedure, but you can get a bit more scrubbing action going on.  Bust out the soap bar and once the bra's wet, get in there and scrub with your hands a bit more if any places are really dirty.  Then let it sit, drain, rinse, and hang to dry. Don't stick your bras in the dryer, the heat degrades the elastic and wears them out quicker.

Questions, class?

 

why do I have so many lipsticks in my bag? and what will get lipstick off leather?

Seriously, this is what I have in my purse so far.  

The correlating question: why do I have so much makeup when I hardly wear it? (Answer: Cause makeup is fun but I like sleeping more.)

And the kicker? They are all either red or coppery rosy nude. And when I mean red, I don't mean various different reds; I mean all essentially the same blue-based red. And coppery nude, they're all essentially the same coppery nude.  To be fair, they are all different formulations. Some are sheer, some are glosses, some are lipsticks, some are stains....  but seriously, I need to branch out or something.

So when I went to the bank yesterday reached in for my checkbook and came back with the lid to one of the little pencil fuckers, my heart sunk.  A lipstick losing a cap in a bag isn't the worst thing in the world, because lipsticks retract.  But the Buxom lip stain losing it's cap in the bag means that now the pocket of my bag is COVERED with Buxom lip stain in Busted.  GODDAMNIT. 

So what gets lipstain off of really pretty (fancy this is my "I a grown up lady!" bag) army green leather and fabric lining? (and what do I have stashed in my car and really everywhere throughout my house?)

Baby wipes.  Those suckers clean up EVERYTHING.  Three baby wipes later, I have a damp but CLEAN pocket.  They left a bit of lint on the fabric itself, but damn if they didn't get every bit of the red off the leather itself.  

Oh, and my ipod.  And my checkbook.  And the pen that was there. Ugh, everything. Goddamnit it Buxom lipstain. But thank YOU weird hippie baby wipes with no preservatives!

(by the way, for the curious, the lipsticks are, from left to right:

  • YSL glossy stain, in 101. A lovely nude that unlike every other nude does not wash me out and make me look like a corpse.
  • YSL glossy stain in 106. A slightly darker nude.  Both from the Rebel Nudes line.
  • Le Metier de Beaute gloss in cafe creme.  Very nice formulation, sheer with a bit of sparkle.
  • YSL glossy stain in 20.  A great blue-to-neutral red.
  • Le Metier de Beaute lipstick in some red that doesn't have a name cause I got it through their VIP Beauty program.
  • Dior addict lipstick in 714, a coppery rose.
  • Nars lipstick in Christina, oh wait, a coppery rosy nude.
  • Cherry chapstick. The best and only.
  • top pencil is the fucking Buxom Lip Tarnish in Busted.  Other than the cap, it is FANTASTIC red.
  • other pencil is Nars velvet gloss lip pencil in Baroque.  Blue based red. 
  • I guess I should be glad I'd already removed the two other red lipsticks from the bag last week. Sigh.

 

I am done with winter

and so are my boots.

 

thanks annoying taxi for splattering me.

thanks annoying taxi for splattering me.

the salt stains on the shoes. So many salt stains. The solution is really easy, thankfully. First, brush off any loose dirt with a paper towel. Then, the magic:

 

yeah, giant bottle of vinegar, what what!

yeah, giant bottle of vinegar, what what!

white vinegar. Dab some on a rag or a paper towel, and go attack the salt stains. Let dry. Bam! Clean boots!

Vinegar is magic, i tells you. 

Perfect eggs

the incredible edible...

the incredible edible...

this is another one of the posts that I was told to write (this time, by jbb). The perfect, easy peeling, hard or soft boiled egg. 

First, and this is the biggest trick for an easy to peel egg, use old eggs. And by old, I mean like a week old, not like months. If you get awesome freshly laid eggs from chickens you know or the farmers market or whatever, wait like two weeks.

The reason for this is that the little air space inside the egg will get bigger as the egg ages. The more air inbetween the egg and the shell, the easier it'll peel.

So take your old eggs, put in cold water in a pan, covered with like half an inch of water, cover and bring to a boil. As soon as the water boils, turn off the heat, cover the pot, and set the timer for 11 minutes for hard boiled eggs, 5 for soft boiled eggs. 

When the timer goes off, dunk the eggs in a bowl of ice water to stop the cooking. Voila, eggs!