I am done with winter

and so are my boots.

thanks annoying taxi for splattering me.

the salt stains on the shoes. So many salt stains. The solution is really easy, thankfully. First, brush off any loose dirt with a paper towel. Then, the magic:

yeah, giant bottle of vinegar, what what!

white vinegar. Dab some on a rag or a paper towel, and go attack the salt stains. Let dry. Bam! Clean boots!

Vinegar is magic, i tells you.