THE DREAM IS REAL PEOPLE!

I am not exaggerating when I say that I have been waiting my entire life for this:

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Blessed be the Toasted Cheez-It

For real.  It's a grand day.  I bought four boxes.

One time? My mom and I decided to take matters into our own hands, emptied a box of Cheez-its onto a sheet pan and toasted them ourselves.  We considered ourselves geniuses. We were not wrong.